Chain Gangs of Boredom

Here's another fucken tastee peepin tom sneek peek at our upcoming concept album One Generation's Tragedy Is The Next One's Joke.

Water Temple - Make My Body Die by Reel Muzak

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Movie Night #7 Double GWAR Feature

First Double MN: Phallus in Wonderland and Skul Hed Face.

Opinions

Wil: I laughed, I cried, I smoked, I died.

Louis: As far as necrobestial buttsex orgies go, this wasn't bad at all.

Ringham: As far as feature length crack addict delusions in outer space featuring fictional thrash bands go, this would have to be in the top 20

Opinions

Louis: As far as necrobestial buttsex orgies go, this was better.

Ringham: As far as feature length crack addict delusions in outer space featuring fictional thrash bands go, this would have to be in the top 19.

Wil: Best movie in the history of cinema that features both Jello Biafra and Sebastian Bach in a suit.

Water Temple would like to announce that we completely and totally endorse these two films wholeheartedly heaps.

Coming soon: reviews of RAWGWAR, The Next Mutation, TVD, Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins, Return of Techno Destructo, Rendezvous with Ragnarok and It's Sleazy.

Lemon Squares

Here is a sneak preview of some of the new hit single from our untitled Scream 4 concept album entitled 'Lemon Squares'. Enjoi boi.

Lemon Squares by Annelid

Movie Night #6

Like a pizza crawling with cockroaches, this movie was a great disappointment.

S H I T H O U S E F I L M

Movie Night #5: The drunkening

Ninja Scroll, a heart-cockle warming tale of one man's quest to not fuck the poison chick.

Psychedelic Review, Psychotic Lols

da boyz in action

Sound of the Stage editor "zen frost" has violently deflowered the english language once again to comprehensively review the Dada Tapes Launch (here). Flawed though it is, this review may be the greatest I've ever read. Definitely the most entertaining.

Yes, we are a "psychedelic rock" band and all of our "solos" have a healthy does of "craze" via our "frontman", unfortunately there are no solos in any of the songs we have ever written, recorded or performed.

Movie Night #4

Offensively shit movie that stole an hour and a half of our lives. I wish I could travel back in time and watch something funny, even Hot Tub Time Machine would've been better.

"Time travel. It'll turn your brain into spaghetti if you let it. Best not to think about it."

DO NOT WATCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Movie Night #3

This movie.