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We just "rocked" a "cool happening" down at the Perth traino a few days ago and now you can hear and see for yourself how it went "down" at this "kewl" "website". It was good fun, thx Katie, Laurie and Territry guy. Our underlings Golden Staph played their last show for life at the same place 2 days later. Kewl hap-E snaps by Casey Ayres.

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XMAS IN HELLIS

Batman Smells

Water Temple - Xmas In Hellis by Reel Muzak

We just dropped this club banger for the Dada Records Chrissy Comp "Batman Smells". There's gonna be a good time party to launch the comp and a Sarry/Drowning Horse split live album at Dadas on the 17th, followed by another good time afterwards at 208(we are playing) to launch the Golden Staph and Helta Skelta LP's, both of those bands are playing fucken rare as hen's dicks sets at both gigs. Fucken come down cunt.

Recording

Water Temple seen here recording their new EP Guildford Hotel Was An Inside Job.

New Journeys

In one week Water Temple, masters of unpopular underground rock music, will crawl into the suburban hovel from whence they came to begin a 10 day ritual of recording the musics. On returning from this great journey they will bear the gift of two records, one is a 6 song EP known as Guildford Hotel Was An Inside Job and a twentysomething song concept album known as One Generation's Tragedy Is The Next One's Joke.

Look the fuck out.

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Willo Colts are massive fans, watch them drop their pants and dance to our joyous rhythms.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 s1e01 - the crawling eye

So I felt this blog was getting a bit lonely, not to worry though since while we're away all kinds of wondrous and puke inducing musical and videological happenings are taking place.

Yesterday I began a love affair with this old late 80'/early 90's show which is basically some dude and 2 puppet robots talking shit about terrible movies they watch. Kinda resonates on some meta-cosmic level if a guy and 2 puppet bandmate brothers were to take the piss out of a movie that was also having the piss taken out of it by a dude and his 2 puppet robots. So I'm going to campaign at the next board meeting for this series to feature prominently in future movie nights.

As for the movie itself I now feel like old shitty movies are great since it's always so amusing how they manage to create their special effects, they're just straight up legit. Also the crawling eye dudes reminded me of the mastermind unit from yuri's revenge aka the sickest multiplayer RTS experience of my previous 14 year old life. But by the same token I guess it makes me realise how boring and shitty movies that were non-shitty then are now since they don't have any latex brain monsters destroying miniature hillsides and it's just people being boring and old in black and white.

You give me something

This came up in google image search for "bedroom hell"

One last OGTITNOJ preview for all you fans out there numbering in the almost dozens, this one's a slab of bedroom hell nightmare synth called Summin2Die4

Water Temple - Summin2Die4 by Reel Muzak

Chain Gangs of Boredom

Here's another fucken tastee peepin tom sneek peek at our upcoming concept album One Generation's Tragedy Is The Next One's Joke.

Water Temple - Make My Body Die by Reel Muzak

GHWAIJ

we dunnit

Movie Night #7 Double GWAR Feature

First Double MN: Phallus in Wonderland and Skul Hed Face.

Opinions

Wil: I laughed, I cried, I smoked, I died.

Louis: As far as necrobestial buttsex orgies go, this wasn't bad at all.

Ringham: As far as feature length crack addict delusions in outer space featuring fictional thrash bands go, this would have to be in the top 20

Opinions

Louis: As far as necrobestial buttsex orgies go, this was better.

Ringham: As far as feature length crack addict delusions in outer space featuring fictional thrash bands go, this would have to be in the top 19.

Wil: Best movie in the history of cinema that features both Jello Biafra and Sebastian Bach in a suit.

Water Temple would like to announce that we completely and totally endorse these two films wholeheartedly heaps.

Coming soon: reviews of RAWGWAR, The Next Mutation, TVD, Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins, Return of Techno Destructo, Rendezvous with Ragnarok and It's Sleazy.

Lemon Squares

Here is a sneak preview of some of the new hit single from our untitled Scream 4 concept album entitled 'Lemon Squares'. Enjoi boi.

Lemon Squares by Annelid

Movie Night #6

Like a pizza crawling with cockroaches, this movie was a great disappointment.

S H I T H O U S E F I L M

Movie Night #5: The drunkening

Ninja Scroll, a heart-cockle warming tale of one man's quest to not fuck the poison chick.

Psychedelic Review, Psychotic Lols

da boyz in action

Sound of the Stage editor "zen frost" has violently deflowered the english language once again to comprehensively review the Dada Tapes Launch (here). Flawed though it is, this review may be the greatest I've ever read. Definitely the most entertaining.

Yes, we are a "psychedelic rock" band and all of our "solos" have a healthy does of "craze" via our "frontman", unfortunately there are no solos in any of the songs we have ever written, recorded or performed.

Movie Night #4

Offensively shit movie that stole an hour and a half of our lives. I wish I could travel back in time and watch something funny, even Hot Tub Time Machine would've been better.

"Time travel. It'll turn your brain into spaghetti if you let it. Best not to think about it."

DO NOT WATCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Movie Night #3

This movie.

Movie Night #2

Dimboola, a great ozploitation tale of weddings, parties, anythings. Skip to 3:30 for a cracker tune.

Oh, also we're playing at mojos on sunday night. Come down if you're bored shitless.

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RIP DUNN

Ryan Dunn done died.

We'll miss you beardo.

Freo?

"Water Temple is composed of members of the short lived but highly admired windwaker and promise a sweet infusion of early 90s american DIY punk."

In Perth, three years is a short life for a band and Death are confused for Fugazi.

Regardless, we are playing this show.

Leg Session Demo

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Frantic demo recorded at Stable Sound by Richard Ingham and William Hooper on 8-track cassette after the second session for the Taco Leg LP. 6 tracks mp3 in zip file. Also available here as WAV.

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Water Temple.